Like Clockwork

wishcave: opens jacket hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold closes jacket

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:20:13 -0400

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

nicolasandthecage: do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:20:11 -0400

nicolasandthecage:

do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit

shikajika: ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:20:10 -0400

shikajika:

ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender

timelawds: what the fuck is this thing oh my god

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:17:12 -0400

timelawds:

what the fuck is this thing oh my god

me: sick

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:15:53 -0400

me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE

fonmasterguard: So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:15:51 -0400

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

shawarma-palace: So I was watching Star Trek and Spock just...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:27:51 -0400

shawarma-palace:

So I was watching Star Trek and Spock just started sobbing math problems

i fucking can’t

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:27:49 -0400

nevver: The Multiple Personalities of Coffee (larger)

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:27:48 -0400

nevver:

The Multiple Personalities of Coffee (larger)

petal-girl: i have reblogged this like 10 times and am tempted...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:26:48 -0400

petal-girl:

i have reblogged this like 10 times and am tempted to print off some copies and stick them on my wall/in my sketchpad/on my art teacher’s face

kfcofficial: im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:26:31 -0400

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:25:43 -0400

nickgrimshade: [salsa dances away from your shitty opinion]

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:25:32 -0400

nickgrimshade:

[salsa dances away from your shitty opinion]

clairesawyer: If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:24:52 -0400

clairesawyer:

If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:23:55 -0400

thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be sad, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:23:46 -0400

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be sad, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:21:16 -0400

lickypickystickyme: Apparently everybody could use a little...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:20:07 -0400

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

mikkkelsen: jo—harvelle: Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:19:50 -0400

mikkkelsen:

jo—harvelle:

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my

cellular number

snapchat

twitter

facebook

skype

email

facetime

first born

you know, anything you want :3

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:19:21 -0400